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Vodka First. Questions Later. Women's T-shirt

Sale price $24.99

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Wear Your Mood — Loud, Proud, and Super Soft

Tired of boring tees? Yeah, same. Our statement shirts are designed by badass artists who know how to bring the attitude. Whether you're repping sarcasm, sass, or just zero chill — there's a tee for that.

  • Made with premium ringspun cotton for that “OMG it’s so soft” feel
  • Tailored to flatter — not boxy, not clingy, just right
  • Lightweight, breathable, and made to move (or lounge — no judgment)
  • Ethically made in a WRAP-certified, fair-wage facility
  • Direct-to-fabric printing = bold colors that won’t quit
  • OEKO-TEX® Certified for skin-safe, toxic-free wear

Basically, it’s your new favorite tee. Go ahead, express yourself — just not in a whisper.

    For every purchase you make, 5% will be donated directly to the Ocean Cleanup project

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    Crafted for every occasion

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    Versatile

    Don't limit yourself with our multifunctional range of products.

    Weatherproof

    Our gear will protect you from elements, rain or shine.

    Dependable

    Don't worry. Challenge the test of time with our proven durability.

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