
No Karen Formed Against Me Shall Prosper – Sassy Graphic Tee
100 in stock
Faith. Sass. Zero tolerance for Karens.
This tee is for the bold souls who stay blessed and unbothered. Whether you’re dodging drama, rebuking bad energy, or just looking fine while sipping your iced coffee — this shirt was made for your mood.
✨ Printed on high-quality Gildan unisex tees for that classic, comfy fit
✨ Women’s sizing available on soft, fitted Next Level shirts — size up, queen
✨ Tear-away label = no neck itch while you're rebuking negativity
✨ Preshrunk cotton so it won’t shrink up like your patience
🧵 Fabric & Fit:
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Material: 100% Preshrunk Cotton
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Weight: 5.3 oz
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Fit Options:
– Unisex: Classic Gildan fit
– Women’s: Slightly slimmer Next Level fit (runs one size small) -
Sizes Available: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
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Label: Tear-away
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Construction: Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, double-needle stitching, seamless ribbed neck
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Color: Varies by design (match to your listing)
🙌 Perfect For:
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Anyone tired of Karen energy
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Sunday sass with a side of scripture
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Petty prayer circles
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Gifts for your funniest friend
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Everyday wear with maximum attitude
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