
Not Today, Satan – Humorous Coffee Mug for the Unbothered
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Whether you’re dodging drama, deflecting negativity, or just not ready for people before caffeine, this “Not Today, Satan” mug sends the message loud and clear. Perfect for home, work, or anywhere you need to set boundaries… stylishly.
• 100% white ceramic
• Height: 4″ (10.16 cm)
• Diameter: 3.6″ (9.14 cm)
• Volume: 12oz
• Made free of BPA and lead
• Dishwasher and microwave-safe
• Classic cone shape
• Glossy ceramic finish
• Product sourced from China, decorated in the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For every purchase you make, 5% will be donated directly to the Ocean Cleanup project
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